Naughty little Johny .............
A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class
> to make rhymes with their names.
> First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.
> 'My name is Dan,
> When I grow up to be a man,
> I want to go to India and Japan ,
> If I can, If I can, If I can. '
> 'Very good', the teacher said to Dan. She then
> asked Sally that it was now her turn.
> 'My name is Sally,
> When I grow up to be a lady,
> I want to have a baby
> If I can, if I can, if I can. '
> 'That is good Sally,' the teacher said. 'But
> maybe one day you will change your mind.'
> Next up was Little Johny. He was the naughty one in the
> class. Here is his rhyme:
> 'My name is Johny,
> When I grow up to be a man,
> Never mind India and Japan ,
> I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
> I know I can, I can, I can. '
A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class
> to make rhymes with their names.
> First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.
> 'My name is Dan,
> When I grow up to be a man,
> I want to go to India and Japan ,
> If I can, If I can, If I can. '
> 'Very good', the teacher said to Dan. She then
> asked Sally that it was now her turn.
> 'My name is Sally,
> When I grow up to be a lady,
> I want to have a baby
> If I can, if I can, if I can. '
> 'That is good Sally,' the teacher said. 'But
> maybe one day you will change your mind.'
> Next up was Little Johny. He was the naughty one in the
> class. Here is his rhyme:
> 'My name is Johny,
> When I grow up to be a man,
> Never mind India and Japan ,
> I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
> I know I can, I can, I can. '