Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,



"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."



The second Catholic man chirps,



"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,



"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says,



"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"



She proudly replies,



"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips.



When she walks into a room, people say,



"Oh My God."