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Moshe, a Jew visiting India, asks the waiter in the restaurant:
- 'Are there any Indian Jews?'
- 'Are there any Indian Jews?'
The waiter said,
- 'I won’t be knowing, but I will ask the Chef.
- 'I won’t be knowing, but I will ask the Chef.
After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later:
- 'No sir, no Indian Jews.'
- 'No sir, no Indian Jews.'
The jew wasn't really satisfied with that and asked,
- 'Are you absolutely sure?'
- 'Are you absolutely sure?'
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with a 'foreigner' gave the expected answer,
- 'I check again,'
and went back into the kitchen.
- 'I check again,'
and went back into the kitchen.
The waiter returned and said,
- 'I asked the Chef and the Captain and my boss and they all say there is no Indian Jews.'
- 'I asked the Chef and the Captain and my boss and they all say there is no Indian Jews.'
Moshe said:
'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India.
Are you certain? 'I just can't believe it!'
'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India.
Are you certain? 'I just can't believe it!'
The frustrated waiter:
- Listen you asshole, I asked EVERYONE,'
All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews!
No Indian Jews
OK!!!!!???!!!
- Listen you asshole, I asked EVERYONE,'
All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews!
No Indian Jews
OK!!!!!???!!!
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