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Rudaina 03-02-2010 12:13 AM

Naughty little Johny ..
 
Naughty little Johny .............


A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class
> to make rhymes with their names.

> First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

> 'My name is Dan,
> When I grow up to be a man,
> I want to go to India and Japan ,
> If I can, If I can, If I can. '

> 'Very good', the teacher said to Dan. She then
> asked Sally that it was now her turn.

> 'My name is Sally,
> When I grow up to be a lady,
> I want to have a baby
> If I can, if I can, if I can. '

> 'That is good Sally,' the teacher said. 'But
> maybe one day you will change your mind.'

> Next up was Little Johny. He was the naughty one in the
> class. Here is his rhyme:

> 'My name is Johny,
> When I grow up to be a man,
> Never mind India and Japan ,
> I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
> I know I can, I can, I can. '


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