No announcement yet.

Words of Wisdom!!

  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Words of Wisdom!!

    [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

    [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

    [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

    [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

    [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

    [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

    [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later..

    [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

    [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

    [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

    [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

    [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

    [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

    [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

    [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

    [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

    [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

    [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

    [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

    [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

    [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

    [22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

    [23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

    [24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

    [25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

    [26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

    There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!

  • #2
    رد: Words of Wisdom!!

    السلام عليكم
    هذا جيد جدا.
    شكرا جزيلا.

    Top 10 Marriage Success Tips According to the latest research in the world